Strange Products You Secretly Wish You Were Getting For Christmas

It’s Christmastime, and that means shoppers are scrambling to get that perfect gift for their loved ones.

But sometimes it seems like the one you want to gift has everything they ever wanted, and it is really hard to shop for him or her. While there are places for neckties and gift cards, they aren’t as exciting as a car or pony.

Unfortunately, some of us aren’t made of money and we can’t always afford the best or most expensive gift. To top it off, a lot of us need help.

There are creative, and strange, gifts that everyone secretly wants in his or her home. So here are a few crazy yet amazing products you can buy as Christmas presents.

Bed Bath and Beyond
Bed Bath and Beyond

Squatty Potty

Yes, it’s the weird stool you have seen in commercials with that unicorn. This may seem like a very awkward gift, but it is suppose to make doing your business much easier. Humans were made to go to the bathroom in the squatting position, and this handy stool props your feet up for comfort and easy flow. You may laugh, but it’s doctor-recommended, providing relief from constipation, bloating, hemorrhoids and irritable bowel syndrome. And besides, no one needs to know how you do your business. That’s your business.

Starting at $24.99

Where can I find it: Bed Bath and Beyond

Home Depot
Home Depot

Glow-in-the-dark toilet seat

Speaking of toilets, have you ever had trouble finding the bathroom at night? This gift will surely light the way. It may look like an ordinary toilet seat, but when the lights go out, it will light the bathroom up like that Christmas tree. Save on lighting bills, and possibly medical bills, and gift this bright product to your favorite decorating relative.

Starting at $39.99

Where can I find it: Lowe’s Home Improvement, Home Depot, NightGlow, Online

Chicken harness


For those in Fargo waiting to see if the city will allow you to raise chickens in your backyard, why not be prepared? This handy harness allows you to walk your chicken down the street in total control. Hens need exercise just like dogs. And the harnesses come in different designs and colors. Because every chicken deserves to be fashionable.

Starting at $7.95

Where can I find it: Sears, My Pet Chicken, Online

Beard beanie


No longer do men have to grow their whiskers to stay warm. This winter headgear comes with a knitted beard to shield your cheeks and chin from the harsh, cold wind. I would imagine it would come in good use when the North Dakota winter hits. And for those who can’t grow a proper beard — man, woman or child — producers have you covered, if not for warmth at least for a few laughs.

Starting at $22.99

Where can I find it: Beard Beanie, BeardHead, Beardo, Online

Camera mug

25 Main Street
25 Main Street

Get this gift for those coffee lovers, photographers or coffee-loving photographers. This will perk up your morning while deceiving your coworkers. Just remember which lens goes on the camera.

Prices vary

Where can I get it: Wal-Mart, 25 Main Street, Online

Wine bra


OK, so this is a gag gift and I haven’t tried it. But wouldn’t it be funny to be exercising or at a party and you could drink your favorite liquid without having it in a cup? 

Starting at $29.99

Where can I get it: Online

If all else fails, you can get them a snuggie or some crazy thing from “As Seen on TV.” Wal-Mart has that stuff, right?

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